Walk the plank

I was in the kitchen when I heard my 8 year old son say "OK.  Walk the plank Harris". Huh? (Clearly, this is what the inventor of pillows intended...)

The plank... (aka- the chair mom's been about to reupholster for 5 years.)

Man overboard

... and again

and again (nobody panic, Hurley did not land on the baby)

look out below...

...a dive with a twist.

why are my hands as big as my brother's face?

I am your captain.